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I Don’t Program In Java - Embroidered Tactical Patches
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A funny embroidered programmer patch featuring a cat with the phrase “I don’t program in Java.” Perfect for developers, software engineers, backend programmers, Python fans, Java skeptics, and tech people who enjoy coding jokes, language rivalry, and geek humor. A playful accessory for backpacks, jackets, caps, bags, and developer collections. Give your worn-in clothes a second life or create bold designs that represent you or your brand. The hook-and-loop backing attachment ensures a secure hold while allowing effortless customization whenever you want.
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A funny embroidered programmer patch featuring a cat with the phrase “I don’t program in Java.” Perfect for developers, software engineers, backend programmers, Python fans, Java skeptics, and tech people who enjoy coding jokes, language rivalry, and geek humor. A playful accessory for backpacks, jackets, caps, bags, and developer collections. Give your worn-in clothes a second life or create bold designs that represent you or your brand. The hook-and-loop backing attachment ensures a secure hold while allowing effortless customization whenever you want.
- Twill fabric (26% cotton, 74% polyester)
- Hook-and-loop backing for easy attach-and-remove use
- Attachment option: hook-and-loop backing – ideal for reusable, interchangeable patches without ironing or sewing
- Blank product sourced from China
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Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead level requirements.
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