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VLANs - Off the Firewall - Men’s box hoodie
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A clever nod to every network engineer’s daily chaos. This design celebrates the unsung heroes who keep packets flowing and subnets behaving. “VLANs – Off the Firewall” is more than a pun — it’s a statement for those who live between ports, rules, and configurations. Made for professionals who understand that behind every stable connection, there’s a perfectly segmented VLAN. This hoodie’s tightly knit fleece delivers premium softness. The drop shoulders and overlapped neckline give it a clean, boxy shape—made to look fresh every time you wear it.
Color: Black
Size: S
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A clever nod to every network engineer’s daily chaos. This design celebrates the unsung heroes who keep packets flowing and subnets behaving. “VLANs – Off the Firewall” is more than a pun — it’s a statement for those who live between ports, rules, and configurations. Made for professionals who understand that behind every stable connection, there’s a perfectly segmented VLAN. This hoodie’s tightly knit fleece delivers premium softness. The drop shoulders and overlapped neckline give it a clean, boxy shape—made to look fresh every time you wear it.
- Oversized, relaxed fitRoom to move with an easy, layered cut - never tight, never fussy.
- Set-in sleevesShoulders sit low for that relaxed, off-duty drape.
- Drop shouldersShoulders sit low for that relaxed, off-duty drape.
- Overlapped necklineReinforced ribbing keeps the neckline sharp, wash after wash.
- 1 × 1 rib at the cuffs and waistbandReinforced ribbing keeps the neckline sharp, wash after wash.
- Double-layered hood in self fabricReinforced ribbing keeps the neckline sharp, wash after wash.
- Single-jersey neck tape on the inside of the backReinforced ribbing keeps the neckline sharp, wash after wash.
- 60% cotton, 40% polyester
- Carbon Grey color is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- 3-end fleece
- Fabric weight: 10 oz./yd.² (339 g/m²)
- Self-fabric half moon on the inside of the back
- Blank product sourced from Pakistan
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Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
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