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For those who’ve learned the hard way that chaos has no undo button — this tee is your badge of experience.
A perfect fit for sysadmins, SREs, and developers who’ve stared at the blinking cursor of doom and came back stronger.
“Backups Are for Those Who Can’t Handle a Punch” isn’t just a quote; it’s the kind of dark humor only real tech warriors understand.
Wear it to the office, meetups, or your next outage post-mortem — and let everyone know you’ve been punched by production and lived to tell the tale.
This hoodie’s tightly knit fleece delivers premium softness. The drop shoulders and overlapped neckline give it a clean, boxy shape—made to look fresh every time you wear it.
• 60% cotton, 40% polyester
• Carbon Grey color is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• 3-end fleece
• Fabric weight: 10 oz./yd.² (339 g/m²)
• Oversized, relaxed fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Drop shoulders
• Overlapped neckline
• 1 × 1 rib at the cuffs and waistband
• Double-layered hood in self fabric
• Single-jersey neck tape on the inside of the back
• Self-fabric half moon on the inside of the back
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), USE I.T LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 9055, 1021 E Lincolnway, Cheyenne, WY, Laramie, EUA, 82001 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Backups Are for Those Who Can’t Handle a Punch - Men’s box hoodie
$45.00
A perfect fit for sysadmins, SREs, and developers who’ve stared at the blinking cursor of doom and came back stronger.
“Backups Are for Those Who Can’t Handle a Punch” isn’t just a quote; it’s the kind of dark humor only real tech warriors understand.
Wear it to the office, meetups, or your next outage post-mortem — and let everyone know you’ve been punched by production and lived to tell the tale.
This hoodie’s tightly knit fleece delivers premium softness. The drop shoulders and overlapped neckline give it a clean, boxy shape—made to look fresh every time you wear it.
• 60% cotton, 40% polyester
• Carbon Grey color is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• 3-end fleece
• Fabric weight: 10 oz./yd.² (339 g/m²)
• Oversized, relaxed fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Drop shoulders
• Overlapped neckline
• 1 × 1 rib at the cuffs and waistband
• Double-layered hood in self fabric
• Single-jersey neck tape on the inside of the back
• Self-fabric half moon on the inside of the back
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), USE I.T LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 9055, 1021 E Lincolnway, Cheyenne, WY, Laramie, EUA, 82001 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 86.4-94 | 65.4 |
| M | 76.2 | 96.5-104.1 | 65.4 |
| L | 76.2 | 106.7-114.3 | 65.4 |
| XL | 78.7 | 116.8-124.5 | 65.4 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 127-134.6 | 66.7 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 137.2-144.8 | 68 |