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For those who’ve learned the hard way that chaos has no undo button, this tee is your badge of experience.
A perfect fit for sysadmins, SREs, and developers who’ve stared at the blinking cursor of doom and came back stronger.
“Backups Are for Those Who Can’t Handle a Punch” isn’t just a quote; it’s the kind of dark humor only real tech warriors understand.
Wear it to the office, meetups, or your next outage post-mortem, and let everyone know you’ve been punched by production and lived to tell the tale.
Rock a classic sweatshirt silhouette with ribbed crew neck, long sleeve cuffs, and a flat hem. Layer it up or wear it on its own for a contemporary streetwear look. With the soft fleece inside and comfortable fit, it’s sure to become your favorite everyday sweater right away!
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
• Traceability:
- Weaving—Pakistan
- Dyeing—Pakistan
- Manufacturing—Pakistan
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), USE I.T LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 9055, 1021 E Lincolnway, Cheyenne, WY, Laramie, EUA, 82001 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Backups Are for Those Who Can’t Handle a Punch - Unisex Premium Sweatshirt
$48.50
A perfect fit for sysadmins, SREs, and developers who’ve stared at the blinking cursor of doom and came back stronger.
“Backups Are for Those Who Can’t Handle a Punch” isn’t just a quote; it’s the kind of dark humor only real tech warriors understand.
Wear it to the office, meetups, or your next outage post-mortem, and let everyone know you’ve been punched by production and lived to tell the tale.
Rock a classic sweatshirt silhouette with ribbed crew neck, long sleeve cuffs, and a flat hem. Layer it up or wear it on its own for a contemporary streetwear look. With the soft fleece inside and comfortable fit, it’s sure to become your favorite everyday sweater right away!
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
• Traceability:
- Weaving—Pakistan
- Dyeing—Pakistan
- Manufacturing—Pakistan
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), USE I.T LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 9055, 1021 E Lincolnway, Cheyenne, WY, Laramie, EUA, 82001 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 | 59.7 |
| M | 71.1 | 53.3 | 61 |
| L | 73.7 | 58.4 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 63.5 | 61 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 67.3 | 61 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 71.1 | 61 |