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For those who’ve learned the hard way that chaos has no undo button, this tee is your badge of experience.
A perfect fit for sysadmins, SREs, and developers who’ve stared at the blinking cursor of doom and came back stronger.
“Backups Are for Those Who Can’t Handle a Punch” isn’t just a quote; it’s the kind of dark humor only real tech warriors understand.
Wear it to the office, meetups, or your next outage post-mortem, and let everyone know you’ve been punched by production and lived to tell the tale.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), USE I.T LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 9055, 1021 E Lincolnway, Cheyenne, WY, Laramie, EUA, 82001 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Backups Are for Those Who Can’t Handle a Punch - Unisex t-shirt
$29.50
A perfect fit for sysadmins, SREs, and developers who’ve stared at the blinking cursor of doom and came back stronger.
“Backups Are for Those Who Can’t Handle a Punch” isn’t just a quote; it’s the kind of dark humor only real tech warriors understand.
Wear it to the office, meetups, or your next outage post-mortem, and let everyone know you’ve been punched by production and lived to tell the tale.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), USE I.T LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 9055, 1021 E Lincolnway, Cheyenne, WY, Laramie, EUA, 82001 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |