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For those who’ve learned the hard way that chaos has no undo button — this tee is your badge of experience.
A perfect fit for sysadmins, SREs, and developers who’ve stared at the blinking cursor of doom and came back stronger.
“Backups Are for Those Who Can’t Handle a Punch” isn’t just a quote; it’s the kind of dark humor only real tech warriors understand.
Wear it to the office, meetups, or your next outage post-mortem — and let everyone know you’ve been punched by production and lived to tell the tale.
This just might be the softest and most comfortable women's t-shirt you'll ever own. Combine the relaxed fit and smooth fabric of this tee with jeans to create an effortless every-day outfit, or dress it up with a jacket and dress pants for a business casual look.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Backups Are for Those Who Can’t Handle a Punch - Women's Relaxed T-Shirt
$34.50
A perfect fit for sysadmins, SREs, and developers who’ve stared at the blinking cursor of doom and came back stronger.
“Backups Are for Those Who Can’t Handle a Punch” isn’t just a quote; it’s the kind of dark humor only real tech warriors understand.
Wear it to the office, meetups, or your next outage post-mortem — and let everyone know you’ve been punched by production and lived to tell the tale.
This just might be the softest and most comfortable women's t-shirt you'll ever own. Combine the relaxed fit and smooth fabric of this tee with jeans to create an effortless every-day outfit, or dress it up with a jacket and dress pants for a business casual look.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US