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For the remote devs who found divine validation for working from home.
“If Remote Work Were Bad, Jesus Wouldn’t Work in Heaven” mixes humor and faith in one perfect line.
Ideal for programmers, designers, and digital nomads who know that true productivity doesn’t need an office — just good Wi-Fi and a bit of grace.
This hoodie’s tightly knit fleece delivers premium softness. The drop shoulders and overlapped neckline give it a clean, boxy shape—made to look fresh every time you wear it.
• 60% cotton, 40% polyester
• Carbon Grey color is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• 3-end fleece
• Fabric weight: 10 oz./yd.² (339 g/m²)
• Oversized, relaxed fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Drop shoulders
• Overlapped neckline
• 1 × 1 rib at the cuffs and waistband
• Double-layered hood in self fabric
• Single-jersey neck tape on the inside of the back
• Self-fabric half moon on the inside of the back
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), USE I.T LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 9055, 1021 E Lincolnway, Cheyenne, WY, Laramie, EUA, 82001 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
If Remote Work Were Bad - Men’s box hoodie
$60.00
“If Remote Work Were Bad, Jesus Wouldn’t Work in Heaven” mixes humor and faith in one perfect line.
Ideal for programmers, designers, and digital nomads who know that true productivity doesn’t need an office — just good Wi-Fi and a bit of grace.
This hoodie’s tightly knit fleece delivers premium softness. The drop shoulders and overlapped neckline give it a clean, boxy shape—made to look fresh every time you wear it.
• 60% cotton, 40% polyester
• Carbon Grey color is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• 3-end fleece
• Fabric weight: 10 oz./yd.² (339 g/m²)
• Oversized, relaxed fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Drop shoulders
• Overlapped neckline
• 1 × 1 rib at the cuffs and waistband
• Double-layered hood in self fabric
• Single-jersey neck tape on the inside of the back
• Self-fabric half moon on the inside of the back
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), USE I.T LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 9055, 1021 E Lincolnway, Cheyenne, WY, Laramie, EUA, 82001 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 86.4-94 | 65.4 |
| M | 76.2 | 96.5-104.1 | 65.4 |
| L | 76.2 | 106.7-114.3 | 65.4 |
| XL | 78.7 | 116.8-124.5 | 65.4 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 127-134.6 | 66.7 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 137.2-144.8 | 68 |